September 2011
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Entertain me.
Airheads (revised edition)
“Who would win in a wrestling match: Rollins or God?”
“Rollins.”
“Ennnhh!”
“God.”
“Wrong. Trick question dickhead. Rollins is God.”
….
“Later Bacon.”
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Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
I have nothing to worry about, I don’t get asks.
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This goes out to the "Fair Weathers"
Treat me like a disease, and I’ll infect you to rot you from the inside out.
I'm just a LITTLE weird.
It breaks my heart a little everytime I look at my phone and realize no one likes me enough to talk to me.
Then I realize how easy it will be to kill them once they’ve been turned into zombies.
Oh bless you black heart. Don’t go changin ya hear?
I don't care much for the lot of you.
I just want to buy some land somewhere, build a house, and be left alone.
Only a few people will be allowed on my property.
Other will be met with warning shots.
I don’t know why Im so antisocial sometimes. I have theories but Im not a qualified professional able to diagnose the root of the problem.
But sometimes, when my buttons are pushed with enough repetition and in the right...
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cathedral666:
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
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kitkatbarxx asked: 1, 20, 28. I demand you answer my questions!
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